"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"
"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"
"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"
by CollaBear January 10, 2012
1. What you say when you dont wanna hear anything from anyone. Synonomous to: fuckk off, kiss my ass, or anything of that sort.
professor: oh um by the way, i assigned a 10 page paper on nuclear warfare... due next class.
student: ohh jerk me offffff
student: ohh jerk me offffff
by jennybaybee May 09, 2010
An economy based on a circular exchange of money where finished goods are consumed and nothing of value is produced.
I'll be taking my half hour lunch break. I have to take the money I made from selling hamburgers to the people working at Walmart and go buy some junk from Walmart. Man, we live in such a circle jerk economy nowadays.
by alphasniper February 23, 2009
After engaging in anal sex, the woman will jerk off the man, and after, she'll lick her fingers clean.
by bri-marzee February 07, 2009
When you are fisting your partner and you slide your penis inside of your hand, inside of her, and masturbate.
by Tundraundertopsoil June 20, 2017
Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
by MattyFleetz January 17, 2018