butt massage

the act of massaging another persons butt
usually in males massaging a females butt, it results with the guy getting an erection

My wife's butt was so sore that I gave her a butt massage

by jokeme December 18, 2009

butt chowder

1) The phenomena of a toilet containing the brown powdery remains of feces on the bottom of the bowl.

2) Having diarrhea and leaving a brown soupy substance in the bowl.

1) In Home Alone 2, the bad guy had to stick his head in a toilet containing butt chowder because his head was on fire.

2) Man, I had some nasty butt chowder this morning.

by Homer's Zeppelin March 19, 2004

butt lovin

1) A phrase used to refer to an act ov anal sex/buttsex.

Last night I had some good butt lovin!

by incipitsathanas March 16, 2008

Butt Tampon

When you have such runny shit that wiping is not enough. There is still some leakage so you wad up some more toilet paper and jam it in to prevent runny shit from coming out while you walk.

After those hot wings last night, I had to use a butt tampon after my morning shit.

by Mike Hock111 January 23, 2009

Butt Dew

The ring of sweat left on the toilet seat upon getting up after a particularly problematic deuce.

The butt dew glistened after I put one through the hoop.

by Storpy July 21, 2011

butt-monkey

One who clings to the butt of another as a monkey clings to a tree, a butt-kisser.

I can't beleive you bought a birthday present for your boss, you are such a butt-monkey.

by Phantom004 September 17, 2005

butt grease

Anal leakage, usually resembling cooking oil. Happens after a person gets the shits.

I was sick last month, my butt grease was hard to wash out of the sheets.

by Pyro November 21, 2002