maple syrup moose sploosh

The most important part of Canadian sex.

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg

by ajb123 May 4, 2024

Moose Knuckle

Probably the name of some town in a flyover state.

I live in Moose Knuckle, Arkansas, and we have the world's biggest corn flake statue.

by andkri August 25, 2018

Smokey moose knuckle

When you smoke a bowl and pack the bowl down with your finger then finger a girl with your resin finger

I smoked a fat one and gave this girl a smokey moose knuckle

by Turning point May 12, 2016

chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.

After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.

by DarkSilver June 2, 2014

Moose Nuggets

Noun: Poop, usually formed as a large pile of small turds.

If you're going down to the river, watch out for moose nuggets along the trail, or worse, bear poop.
Hose off your boots if you stepped in moose nuggets.

by Dymaxion13 October 29, 2019

thrifty moose

A bitch who is highly adaptable and overcomes adversity

“I finally got a job!”
“ you thrifty moose!”

by Yearofthecat March 25, 2020

Moose

Moose is a god of pure chaos and destruction who happens to be in love with a virtual rollie pollie and a puppet made of wood. Too bad she is currently dead because her dog stabbed her oops

You: wow is that moose??
Moose: no this is goose

by Definitely not Moose November 11, 2020