monodigital salute

To extend the middle finger while keeping the other fingers and thumb retracted, communicating a common non-verbal insult.

The driver of that car cut me off and gave me the monodigital salute.

by Heptard February 9, 2008

Monoballer

A human male with the ability to fire ejaculate from one testicle per sexual climax, thereby allowing for shorter intervals between climaxes.

It's okay baby, I'm a monoballer. We can go again right now.

by JBazzz April 17, 2008

Monopoly Prodigy

The one who has defeated the Monopoly God in her first attempt at playing the game.

The Monopoly Prodigy's friggen dice luck is unbelievable. I'm convinced the game doesn't like my name....

by Monopoly God May 26, 2008

monoterrium

Originating from the English prefix "mono-", meaning lone, and the Albanian word "terr", meaning dark.

A monoterrium is a dark, lonely place. It may also be used in a more common form, as in your house after your wife left. Monoterrium is a word usually expressed in art, music, or poetry.

The corner in his room is that little emo kid's monoterrium.

by Smoof June 12, 2008

monogorifice

a monogorifice describes a fictional orifice occupy-able (metaphorically) by a single partner.

The word monogorifice is a combination of the words monog (short for monogamy) and orifice.

Hi Tim, nice to meet you, are you currently the soul occupier of Jessica's monogorifice?

"Jared", "Yes Binx?", "If I had a monogorifice I'd wanna shove you in it!", single tear

It's ok, you can spend the night, my monogorifice is currently unoccupied ::wink wink::

by DeadlyiCoN October 9, 2008

monocon

A person who tries to start a conversation with someone, doesnt notice that the person isnt actually listening and keeps on talking, therefore is actually talking to oneself.

He is such a monocon, cant he tell i dont care what he thinks.

by Otrakei March 26, 2009

Monopoly vendetta

An ongoing conflict or rivalry with another person over a game, or series of games of Monopoly (the real estate trading game).

"Why don't you play Monopoly anymore?"

"Steve and Jane have been in a Monopoly vendetta for six months and I got sick of being put in the middle every time I play"

by squeecakes June 1, 2009