Mobocracy

Government System in which decisions are taken by a (possibly angry) mob

California recall shows that California is a mobocracy.

by Alejandro Perez December 29, 2003

mobb deep

A rap group that used to be great but now sucks because they signed with G-Unit.

Mobb Deep used to be dope as hell but now they suck.

50 Cent ruined Mobb Deep.

by Godz is a fag boy November 10, 2008

Condom Mobile

A purple van driven by a Social Services worker in the state of North Carolina.

The person within the van seeks Hispanic teens and whoever else needs free condoms so they can have safe sex. The social worker somehow weeds out individuals. They possess a device called a penis detector and use it to find all types of males.

Males targeted include: Hispanics, Black Peoples, Gay Males walking along the street holding hands, males that work at the pool, and people the van hits on its speedy trajectory to the next location.

This van can usually be seen sitting in front of Wal-Mart, Burger King, ABC Liquors, Dominoe's, and various high school across the state.

If you see this van, gather as many condoms from them as you can... possibly a box of 2000... Spottings are rare and limited.

Marc: We saw the condom mobile today. It was cruising around town. My boyfriend, Cody, went and asked the social worker, Mr. Doe, for some condoms.

John Doe: That was such a nice gay teen couple. I gave them condoms. I think they wanted to have sex real bad.

by Raccooninabox July 2, 2006

Mobile orgasm

The act of inserting ones mobile phone into the vagina and or anus in anticipation of a phone call or message. This in turn causes the phone to vibrate causing sexual arousal.

'Hey, john can you call my mobile, its in my anus, i want a mobile orgasm"

by Iceman2007 October 6, 2007

rice mobile

A small shitty foriegn car with funky colors and tinted windows. mostly driven by RiceBoy or Spix with his home boy in tha back seat suckin a dick for fun. With no muffler, and shiny chrome rims, and 75HP, this machine can kick out a top speed of 60MPH. If driven too fast, it may break and fall apart in the middle of the highway. Or just get blown off the road by my rocket launcher.

look at that riceboy! he be ridin in his ricemobile!

by SlasheR September 26, 2003

Mobster

To be a mobster, one has fun in a mischievous manner and preforms slightly illegal tasks for fun and exhilaration.
Note: these people are not criminals they simply want to have fun.

Person: omg!, what are those boys doing on top of that ten story building

Other person: oh dw, there just mobsters
Mobster: MOBSTERS!! FUCK YEAH!!!

by Aussie cunt September 4, 2019

lyncher mobile

An American made truck/SUV usually with more rust than metal and still manages to somehow stay on the road. This truck is also usually driven by a white overweight male who hates anything foreign including Mexicans, Blacks, anything Japanese on the road. Items found in the trunk include rope, unidentifiable stains, some type of firearm, and occasionally a bag of lime.

The lyncher mobile is much every Ranger, S10, Bronco, F-150, Surbaban, Dakota, that fits that description. Its owners are pretty much always like this:

Jimbob: Just done got me a new Bronco with only sven inches a rust on er. Better go break er' in...

Jemedia: Well wer best ta go git them colored fokes befores them find out wha we got an trys to steal it!

by this guy over here January 1, 2009