Mad Rob

To Jizz in a females face giving the facade of sexual security, then proceeding to sucker punch her in the eye to leave a dark shiner.

She cheated on me so I gave her a Mad Rob for her kindness.

by Sfhse May 29, 2019

mad fag

Very or extremely gay. If your name is Landon you definitely have mad fag.

Ex: That dude is MAD fag. His name must be Landon.

by crustycroissant October 8, 2018

Lagoon Madness

a phrase used to describe something interesting, nice, or fascinating. Originated by two intoxicated men on a Wednesday afternoon

Yo the black and white outfit you’re wearing is lagoon madness bro where can i get that?

by head9999 May 25, 2023

mad professor

A scientist who invents crazy things that get beyond his scope of control and cause significant damage; a mad scientist.

The young mad professorKenny's invention,capital letter H,destroyed Kenny's home by crashing through the wall,thus leaving an H-shaped hole. Kenny knew he would have to deal with and live with the hole in his wall for a long time, due to the unhealthy economy and Obamacare.

by JMC70 May 18, 2017

Mad Cig

Used when one is in desperate need of a cigarette. Derived in central Ohio

"hey bro let me get a mad cig, i haven't had one in five minutes!"

by oximoreon February 4, 2009

mad snappy

The replacement of "mad cool". apart, these words do not mean much but together, they define awesomeness. This phrase can be used in just about any situation and depending on the tone used can mean anything you want it to.

Some jerk cut me off in traffic today, they were mad snappy

by giveitatry January 16, 2011

mad fag

very, extremely gay. if your name is Landon then you definitely have mad fag.

Ex: wow, Landon is so mad fag, he sux dicks.

by crustycroissant October 8, 2018