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Chanukah Machine 

Automatic card shuffler, or anything else you may receive for Chanukah, has to be 1337 tho.
Hey Bob what'd you get for Chanukah?

I got teh Chanukah machine.
Chanukah Machine by Aaron S. January 22, 2005

Cream Machine 

A cream colored A6 2.7 turbo that resides at Audi Academy in Arizona. Dubbed after the graduating class of June 15th 2007.
Jose: hey pull in the cream machine
Jason: hell yah I love that thing
Cream Machine by Hose B June 30, 2007

Toy Machine

A form of fisting where after the fist is inserted in to the orifice, the hand is opened like a claw.
Then you grab a prize and pull it out.
I used the Toy Machine on that girl last night.
What did you win?
A piece of colon.
Toy Machine by Luthandrel October 21, 2010

sex machine 

To shake your money maker
sex machine by James Brown July 17, 2003

fun machine 

A little thing that holds m&m's or other small food items
"The fun machine is fun!!!"

hate machine 

Being a brittney. Indirect descendent to either Satan or Cthulu; generations of facts yet to be decisively determined. Purely evil guised in the form of innocence and sincerity. Lardomus the great 200 A.D. quotes: "That damn brittney is a hate machine, may that hate machine burn in the hells from whence she came!".
hate machine conceived of pure, concentrated evil.
hate machine by Pikos March 24, 2008