I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps

What a weeb or otaku says when he's going to lay you out on the floor and he means it.

If I catch you trying to steal one of my anime figurines again, I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps.

by sebacostamr January 6, 2019

I'm not buying it

Means a person is not convinced by an argument/excuse/reasoning.

"Sorry I'm late, but I helped an old lady cross the street and called a cab for her."
"I'm not buying it"

by Simonen June 1, 2018

I'm right behind you

something someone says to get you to look behind you

"I'm right behind you"
*looks back*
*no one's there*

*looks around*
*no one's around*

:shrug: eh I'll just go back to searching up random shit on urban dictionary

by sak_ura March 13, 2021

I'm Chuck Bass

A universal statement used to explain or excuse any incident or situation. To be most effective, phrase must be uttered matter-of-factly, with one's eyes half-closed to signify as much smugness and mystique as possible.

Friend: Hey dude what happened Friday night, you left with those girls, then what?

You: .....I'm Chuck Bass..

Friend: Ohhh, right

by toamidnightshow October 20, 2008

i'm so baked

The term of using drugs instead of using I'm high man you can use I'm so baked

Boy1: I'm so high man
Boy2: I'm so baked this is the best party ever

by cookiemonster1999 May 6, 2015

It's how I'm Livin Bitch

Great comeback when someone questions your actions
Or just to to self congratulate

Mate she had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs!!
Answer with: It's how I'm Livin Bitch!!
Mate I smashed the back out of it, It's how I'm Livin Bitch!!

by Bobbybigballs August 11, 2008

oh my god i'm totally bi

when you realize you're totally bi

rich: the ladies are going to get to love the real richard goranski. and the dudes. oh my god i'm totally bi

by dicknommer69 March 26, 2019