Layton

A man with a enormous penis

Every girls sexual fantasy

Every girl wants his enormous inside of them

I wish I was Layton

I wish my penis was as big as his

by Reece212121 June 23, 2016

Dirty Layton

The Canadian equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez.

Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.

Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.

Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.

- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)

- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)

- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.

- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton

by Mr_Furious April 5, 2009

layby

Used in some parts of Australia like Canberra. A hot girl that's too young for you and hence you have to figuratively put her on layby. Usually used as a qualifier so you don't sound like a pedophile.

Guy 1:"Check her out."
Guy 2: "Dude, are you sick? She's gotta be like 13."
Guy 1: "Okay then she's a layby." or "I'll put her on layby"

OR

"Check out the layby."

by K.C.D.L. May 26, 2004

layaly

Layaly is the name of someone who is beautiful and very kind hearted, completely selfless and always knows what to say in time of need. She will always ask what's wrong if she can tell that you're sad and always say something that cheers you up.

Thank you Layaly, I appreciate you a lot.

by lgt12345 February 17, 2017

Layten

Layten is an old soul. He wears his heart on his sleeve. He is intelligent, has a great sense of humor, and values friendship. He is athletic, friends with all walks of life, and doesn’t judge. He is one of a kind and someone to have on your side. Don’t let his kindness trick you though. Layten has a temper that is controllable most days.

Layten is genuine.

by The truth1515 December 14, 2018

Laycation

Taking time off work or school to travel somewhere for the sole purpose of hooking up with some booty

Wow work is really stressin me out, I totally need to go on a Laycation and visit my girls in Toronto and New York!

by cbantli January 19, 2009

laying a Brick

When one takes a poo in a public place usually for comic value or on an enemy's property as a form of revenge, leaving the victem with a warm, smelly, steamy, some times wet deposit depending on what the donor had for dinner the night previous to the insodent.

John: Dude, Richie's really geting on my nerves

Geo: Try laying a brick on his shity wee flat

John: Custy M8

by heycambychad April 7, 2009