Pilot Jones

A significant other and/or fuck buddy who is also a drug dealer.

She got you high then she took you home? Looks like you got a pilot jones.

by BigBlackBear February 19, 2013

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jones soda

Jones Soda is possibly the most amazing soda out there. It comes in a wide variety of origional flavors like blue-bubblegum and strawberry lime as well as classics like cream soda. It comes in glass bottles with awesome lables that are always changing. Here is what they have to say about themselves : "Ya gotta make a living somehow; we chose the beverage world. Good old soda with a twist. No hidden meanings, no billion dollar ad campaigns, At Jones, we want you to buy lots of soda and recycle the bottles. The labels are kinda like our minds - always changing. Run with the little guy... create some change."

they have a website too, www.jonessoda.com

"Man, I'm thirsty, wanna run down to the corner store and grab some Jones'?"
"HELLZ YEA!"

by iamslowlyfading February 10, 2005

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Jonin'

Verb: To make derogatory remarks towards someone or something

Oh, you jonin'? We finna bang.

by Dorno July 29, 2009

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keep up with the joneses

to strive beyond one's means to keep up socially and financially with others in one's social circle or neighborhood (from the name of a comic strip by Arthur R. Momand)

If I he can't afford a decent meal, he should not keep up with the Joneses.

by The Return of Light Joker November 16, 2009

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Mothafucka Jones

A character from the movie, Horrible Bosses, played by Jamie Foxx. Helps the 3 people who are trying to kill their bosses.

Dean MothaFucka Jones: I think I can help you boys.
Kurt Buckman: Are you a businessman?
Dean 'MF' Jones: Mother Fucker Jones.
Dale Arbus: Your first name is Mother Fucker?
Dean 'MF' Jones: My real name is Dean.
Nick Hendricks: Dean Jones, that's the same name of the actor in Herbie and the Love Bug.
Kurt Buckman: Yeah he probably doesn't even know that is.
Dean 'MF' Jones: I know who he is bitch. I can't walk around this fucking neighborhood with that Disney-ass name.

by LongJohnSilver1122 July 31, 2013

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roy jones jr.

the greatest boxer of this modern-day generation. yeah tarver beat him. he beat tarver the first time. tarver will never be able to accomplish what roy did (4 belts in 4 different divisions). the division jumping cost him at his age (35) and he lost a fight or two he shouldn't have, but he'll be back with a vengeance because he is Sugar Ray Robinson reborn.

roy jones jr. is the best boxer pound for pound.

by paki April 12, 2005

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