The combination of the two incredible people called Jelmer and Amy. Together they can beat anything and anyone and they always support each other no matter what. They both are Tetris 99 pros and love to win in tetris 99 and do that frequently as well.
Friend: "Wow I can't believe the president saved the Earth!"
Friend #2: "Yes that was totally Jelmy move of him!"
Friend #3:"Yeah dude Jelmy's awesome"
Friend #4:"You guys talking about Jelmy?"
Friend #2: "Yah dude"
Friend: "ikr they are so cool"
Friend #4:" I agree, hey wanna get some dinner later"
Friend #3: "No man I can't I'm visiting my father in the hospital"
Friend #4:"Aw dude, I hope he gets better, how about the rest?"
Friend #2:"Yeah I'm starving and down to vibe."
Friend:"Same here, I haven't eaten since lunch!"
Friend #3:" Okay gotta go now see ya!"
Friend:"See ya!"
Friend #2:"See ya!"
Friend #4:" See ya! So what do you guys wanna get?"
Friend:"Chinese maybe?"
Friend #2:"Nah I had Chinese yesterday. How about some chimken nuget?"
Friend:"Oh yeah I could totally go for that"
Friend #4:"I'm a vegetarian"
Friend: "Yo don't worry veggie nuggets"
Friend #4:" Oh cool, then I'm down."
Friend: "Man these nuggets taste good!"
Friend #3:"Yeah! Reminds me of Jelmy!"
Friend, friend #2 and friend #4: "Hey, you're back! How was your dad?"
Friend #3:"He was fine! Apparently the doctor was called Jelmy"
Friend:"Ohhh, well no wonder he's fine then!"
Friend #3: "Yeah! So what're we having?"
The end.
Friend #2: "Yes that was totally Jelmy move of him!"
Friend #3:"Yeah dude Jelmy's awesome"
Friend #4:"You guys talking about Jelmy?"
Friend #2: "Yah dude"
Friend: "ikr they are so cool"
Friend #4:" I agree, hey wanna get some dinner later"
Friend #3: "No man I can't I'm visiting my father in the hospital"
Friend #4:"Aw dude, I hope he gets better, how about the rest?"
Friend #2:"Yeah I'm starving and down to vibe."
Friend:"Same here, I haven't eaten since lunch!"
Friend #3:" Okay gotta go now see ya!"
Friend:"See ya!"
Friend #2:"See ya!"
Friend #4:" See ya! So what do you guys wanna get?"
Friend:"Chinese maybe?"
Friend #2:"Nah I had Chinese yesterday. How about some chimken nuget?"
Friend:"Oh yeah I could totally go for that"
Friend #4:"I'm a vegetarian"
Friend: "Yo don't worry veggie nuggets"
Friend #4:" Oh cool, then I'm down."
Friend: "Man these nuggets taste good!"
Friend #3:"Yeah! Reminds me of Jelmy!"
Friend, friend #2 and friend #4: "Hey, you're back! How was your dad?"
Friend #3:"He was fine! Apparently the doctor was called Jelmy"
Friend:"Ohhh, well no wonder he's fine then!"
Friend #3: "Yeah! So what're we having?"
The end.
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