We Can Do It!

A term used by contractors, fabricators or other people in any service industry which translates into: "We CAN'T do it -or- It won't be what we promised -or- We'll never get it done on time (if at all) -or- Once your deposit check clears, you won't see us again until you take us to small claims court".
This term is usually said quickly and excitedly 'WeCanDoIt!!!' ; and used throughout the United States, but is very prevalent in the Southern California region.
Customer: "I need this cabinet completed in two week's time."
SoCal Fabrication Company: "We Can Do It!!"

... 3 weeks later...

Customer: "How come you haven't returned my calls? Is my cabinet done yet?"
SoCal Fabrication Company: "Whoze this now?"
Customer: "John Smith, the guy whose check you cashed 10 minutes after we met 3 weeks ago. Is my cabinet done?"
SoCal Fabrication Company: "Oh ya, ya, ya... we're doing that next"
Customer: "urgggg"
SoCal Fabrication Company: “Dude chill! We Can Do It!”
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Can I try it on?

Used by uk roadmen during the process of mugging someone
Roadman:"yo fam I like your bag can I try it on?"
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beer can nipples

when the areola/nipple is about the size of a beer can or bigger.

-take a beer can
-put on youparters areola/nipplearea
-if its same size or bigger then you got your self some beer can nipples
enjoy.....or not
Stephanie has got some beer can nipples
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Can of Whoop Ass

One of the most over used and lamest of all sayings. Bears little meaning anymore. In the same outdated category as terms "dont go there" and "talk to the hand"
Jimmy:"You better watch it or I'll open up a can of Whoop ass".

Billy:"You better watch out that the year 1992 has discovered you have ventured into the future."
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can you even

A response one would make to an annoying remark.
*guy says a dumb thing*
"Can you even?!?"
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open up a can

Popular shortened version of "open up a can of whoop-ass," a statement generally used as a threat, but can refer to a beating/act of domination that occurred in the past.
1. "If ya'll don't stop your bitchin' I'm gonna open up a can!"

2. "I'm finna open up a can on your stanky ass"

3. "The kids were so out of control I had to open up a can right in the middle of the 7-11!"
by naborsG January 14, 2006
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I Can Only Use Canned Chat

When someone is Muted on Adventure Quest Worlds, they will say the phrase "I Can Only Use Canned Chat" , literally translating to " I was saying some things I probably shouldn't have said "
Aine: "I Can Only Use Canned Chat"

Girl 69: OOOOOhhh Snap somebody was being a bad gril
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