Ohio Bird Bath

The act of having a someone pour 2% milk into their mouth, adding a teaspoon of nesquik, and then proceeding to slowly dip your genitals into their full mouth.

Ally was craving chocolate milk and I was horny so we met in the middle and she agreed to an Ohio Bird Bath.

by Kornchips April 15, 2022

Bird bath

The act of shitting in a urinal

Hey Depo, all the stalls were full so I had to bird bath the urinal.

by CDeesNuts September 15, 2023

Bird Bath

Washing your penis in the sink.

Kevin: Yeah, I was tryna get a blowjob so I went and took a bird bath.

by eevee666 May 09, 2015

Bird Bath

When you pull out during sex and your cum fills up their belly button.

"She wasn't best impressed when I 'Bird Bathed' her last night."

by Hullabaloo94 November 05, 2018

Bird Bath

A bird bath is when someone walks in on you masturbating, forcing you to quickly stick your member back in your pants as you blow your load, leaving a sticky mess all over your "Bird".

Fuck dude, you made me give myself a bird bath when you walked in on me earlier.

by GrowingStains February 18, 2018

Bath Carpet

When you shave your pubic hair and leave a trail at the bottom of the bath after after draining the water.

"I told him I prefer him with pubes, but really I'm just sick of scrubbing away his bath carpet."

by scrubadubtub September 06, 2016

Himalayan Mud Bath

When your partner, takes a steaming dump on your face, and you smear and wear it like a mask to exfoliate the skin.

"Rachel gave me a himalayan Mud bath last night, now my cheeks are softer than a babys bottom"

by Lucamend97 February 12, 2020