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Hipster Grifter

One who drifts from one false hipster romance to another amongst a small group of said hipsters.
Oh great, a new one for the hipster grifter.
by the coventry kids November 12, 2009
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andro-hipster

short for Androgenous Hipster - those folks with overworked hair, super skinny jeans, and all the latest accessories from American Apparel.
I'd shop at American Apparel but I hate all that andro-hipster crap.
by overmonk December 9, 2009
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hippy

hippy is someone who in 1960-1970's lived on the west coast and just had fun...now a hippy is someone who just tries to live in this fing capitalism,triest to have fun,but can't...because JH is dead,and so is my little sad girl Janis Joplin.
Peace-we still love the farm!
A hand on a cock is more right,and pleasant,than a hand on the trigger...
by woodstock hippy June 9, 2005
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Man...you all need to chill out and stop thinking hippys are dirty,smoke pot all the time,and do all the saving and protesting becuase were just damn crazy for no reason.Look at yourself now..as your reading this..what have you ever done!..huh did you make a revolution?..did you save hundreds of innocent people from killing babies and cutting down oxygen supplies?..no see hippys are people who number one do take showers!..but the reason why half of us dont is becuase sociaty okay is a place of rude ignorant people..and sometimes if you really want to make a statement you half to do it no matter what cost its at..as long as it gets people ego going on hey why is he not taking a shower..and so forth going on telling his friends all about this strange dude walking around not talking a shower..a sign of no verbal protesting no voilence but just that things go into a contiual cycle.Ovicly making one think about what he just saw.And second of all hippys are not stupid and worthless..we get people..we understand them..thats why we make protestes and signs saying "make love not war"..you know some would say your old enoght to kill but not for votin..its true if you really understud how shity amerika is now days..we have no rights..but alittle more then we had back in late 50 and 60s..you want to know who gave you those rights..HIPPYS..we stud up to those pigs and told them hell no we wont go..we gave you civil rights..and guess what else..george washington use to grow pot and so did thomas jefferson...those were some awsome dudes..so if you all igonorant people had a life..you would use it..and travel the fucking world you would sit outside in your car in the middle of a field tokin up thinking wow man..look what i have..no matter if your poor no home no money even no car..still you have your life and thats what us hippys are..were alive for once..you should try to think that way
"Hands on my boobs feel better then the hands on a granade"

-hippy
by shaggy420 April 19, 2006
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Hipster

Black frame glasses wearing, java drinking, converse all-star wearing, bike riding, indie listning, underground club going, white belt and 3 shirt sizes too small wearing, non showering, mommy and daddy grubing, record store working, pabst blue ribbon drinking, smoothie sipping, tight black jean wearing, Williamsburg BK living......Poser
Check out that hipster on line at Smoothie King. I bet he gets a banana mocha cream smoothie cause nobody else is.
by Movement against hipsters August 29, 2005
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A continuation of the Bohemian "tradition" originating in France around the turn of the 20th Century. These folks were anti-bourgeois, anti-Victorian, and anti-traditionalist. They were avant-garde artists who disdained what they considered ordinary but ended up in a futile cycle of radical change for the sake of change soon drifting into silliness and nihilism.

The Beat Generation and then the Hippie movement tried to pick up this stand of thought and way of life in the mid twentieth century. The existential hero who is cool and detached, not caring what anyone else thinks of him is also a mid century fashion that picked up on this theme.

The cool hipster assumes a persona of crass selfishness, irresponsibility, mindless rebellion, cynicism, ironic mocking of anything meaningful or noble, cold reserve, uncaring indifference toward others while paradoxically advocating a politics of compassion toward certain groups favored by leftists, a dull, dumb countenance, and most of all, being constantly out of sorts--a real sour puss. They usually take on a studied disheveled appearance to further the affection of not caring what others think of them. They also prefer to dress in black.

Of course, most of these folks are as phony as you can get. They look as though they are dead on the inside--enthusiasm or being earnest or being genuine are completely missing from their emotional repertoire. They shun kindness,loyalty, spirituality, or empathy as uncool.
"Man, like, I dig myself and fuck you, man, like."--An example of a hipster sentence. Complete sentences, of sorts, are few and far between for these folks who are too cool to talk in coherent language.
by Tex in Tex February 2, 2008
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hipster eurotrash

Developed recently, the new hipster eurotrash are eurotrash that have adopted the American hipster lifestyle and pretend that it's their own. They began as small groups of Europeans who have become trendy "supercool" American hipster wannabes ever since their home cities set up an American Apparel. They have been infecting larger groups in New York, and their main focus in life is looking "supercool." All in their younger to mid-twenties, they are supported financially by their parents, know more than one language, have travelled to India, study either fashion photography or film, and find their habitats in either SoHo, NoLita, or North Williamsburg. They only eat at posh euro restaurants or bars that serve espresso. They date models or actresses only, and are secretly gay.

What is so unique and distinct about hipster eurotrash is that their minds are all alike. They never disagree with each other, when it comes to filmmakers, their love of suede loafers and lace-ups, and homosexual leather jackets. You will not find a hipster eurotrash that is original or knows how to think on their own, unless it's okayed by fellow hipster eurotrash.

Most of them are still racist (they are, after all, European) and still believe that the white race is the supreme race, but they will most times hide it well with their "politeness." They are rude and snobbish, and quite uneducated. In general the new hipster eurotrash is dumb as a rock.
Look at those hipster eurotrash walk slow in front of that street style photographer in hopes of him noticing them.
by sam3020 July 10, 2010
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