Ugly Hair

It is so ugly that only a mom could love it, but she actually hates it!

No one likes your ugly hair kid!

by Mr. BlaBla dudie July 1, 2019

ferret hair

a mohawk that is not spiked up and looks like you picked up a dead ferret of the ground and put it on your head.

Dude! CJ has such ferret hair!

by eva13094 March 19, 2008

Hair grease

Jelly like substance for your hair. Most likely softee.

White dude: Man I hate jail. My scalp alway gets so flakey.

Black dude: Try some hair grease baby! Order it off the canteen.

White dude: Really will that work?

Black dude: Of course. How do you think I keep my braids so fresh?

by SteelReserve August 18, 2013

Hair hole

The place on ones head where the hair parts. Often seen as a private place that is looked at with consent or looked at to make someone uncomfortable.

Chance has a very inflamed Hair hole. He hates it when people point out his inflamed Hair hole and hates when others try to lick it.

by Alice kates February 28, 2020

birdnest hair

Type of hair that gets knots easily or the type of hair that is very hard to handle with. Or it can be used as an insult .

Poor gaby , she has birdnest hair , it must be so hard to take care of her hair. or , oof look at her hair it looks like a birdnest hahahahahahaha

by Kxrli December 14, 2017

Fried Hair

When you straighten your hair but it's so greasy it smells like french fries, oil or melted butter.

Girl : I haven't washed my hair for three days, I think I'll have fried hair for I try to straighten it!

by emofailure July 9, 2016

Crusty Hair

Basicaly me.

Kaylen: Yo Crusty Hair
Me: Shutup

by Alcaholic.snail.doctor February 22, 2021