hairy mound

a thick matted mass of pubes, sweat and piss amongst other things, rendering the female genetalia almost unreachable

well lets just get these knickers dow.....HOLY SHIT THATS ONE HAIRY MOUND!

by TDi July 30, 2008

Hairy tun

Referring to a rather small, unusually hairy vagina, often related to hairy muff.

Eric: "Damn, have you seen her hairy tun yet?!"

Andres: "Yea, she has a bush the size of a walrus!"

by InfamousInformer December 6, 2010

Hairy Palms

People who are half monkey

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

by Dave July 8, 2003

Hairy Toga

Her hairy toga hangs out of her low cut skirt, so when ever John Willis is singing on the karaoke, shout "I have seen your mum's toga!" at him!

John your mum has a Hairy Toga .

by Gaz Eccleston January 12, 2007

hairy coconuts

when one individual, most likely a woman, is giving a blow job and out of the corner of their eye this individual sees that the mans pubes are quite hairy and then screeches "ah hairy coconuts" and immediately stops what their doing.

i was performing a blow job last night when i realized the man had hairy coconuts.

by bummyland November 13, 2011

hairy bagle

male butt hole

He has a very hairy bagle.

by mombofat July 1, 2012

Hairy Tootsie Roll

The sex act of taking your dirty hairy underwear off while doggy-style and asking the woman if she wants a Hairy Tootsie Roll, the shoving your hairy skid mark underwear in her mouth.

Dude last night I gave my G/F a Hairy Tootsie Roll and she said she loved it!

by Snipedog22 January 23, 2013