Old Goat Nuts

An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.

After lunch let’s go take a little nap, my dearest Old Goat Nuts!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

No goat

A phrase made by Kurtis Conner in a video about an animated movie.

Meaning: When a goat does not like something.

"That's a no goat" "I gave my goat food she didn't like. It was a no goat so I gave her other food"

by Nuggetsonn August 24, 2020

Mountain Goat

An expression used by Danes to describe Norwegians.

Check out those mountain goats! They've never been abroad before.

by Unclecrazy January 14, 2022

Paving the goat path

Taking an existing process and trying to improve upon or retrofit it with a something new. Especially relevant when the existing process is not the best solution and starting from scratch without any constraints would be better.

I would like to rewrite the application using an updated framework and workflow instead of simply paving the goat path.

by Mike Josephson June 18, 2008

slippery billy goat

When a man covers himself in "I cant believe its not butter" runs on a tile floor and rams his dick into the female. Much like a billy goat would ran its horns,

Billy S needed to go to the hospital after a rough slippery billy goat

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

Touch my goat

Australian slang for totes ma goat meaning totally, often used at bush doofs.

“Wanna head back to camp and have a tube?”
“Touch my goat! Let’s go!”

by Touch my goat July 2, 2019

she's the goat

A bad ass girl who will make your heart melt that's been there for you since day 1 f***s with all your bros and got a hot bod

Him 1: I swear she's the one
Him 2: what you mean bruh?
Him 1:I think she might be the one I mean she's the GOAT she's my GOAT

by onlyreal1out.there January 16, 2017