Wash Your Fucking Hands

A simple reminder to all the lazy people who haven't washed their hands in a long time.

Lazy Person: *doesn't wash their hands*
Germaphobe: NIGGA WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!1

by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

tittie fucking

when a man squeezes a womans tits together forming an oraface for him to fuck (also see money shot)

she was on the rag so i tittie fucked her

by joce November 8, 2002

you fucking suck at life

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.

"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"

by mackadilly June 4, 2008

fucking mole

A nasty piece of work, someone who will do anything to advance their own interests.

That fucking woman made us do a group assignment cos she was too lazy to mark individual assignments, then she marked mine wrongly and said she'd fix it up but never did cos she was too busy working on her fucking book. Fucking mole.

by rasdanger August 7, 2006

Fucking Wanker

Mike

The only name that truly represents such a Fucking WANKER

Fucking Wanker? You must mean Mike!

Yes I agree, Mike is a Fuckin' WANKER

Mike can also be defined as a CUNT

by Mr Carr November 3, 2004

Let's go fucking mental

Phrase originating in Britain that is uttered by ravers/binge-drinkers when they are. Usually shouted repeatedly whilst loud electronica/techno/dance/rave music is blaring, and whilst the speaker is raving/dancing

"LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL, LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL, LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAAAAAAL!!!"

*smashes glass over own head rendering himself unconscious*

by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 11, 2010

Throat Fucking

More formally known as irrumatio, "throat fucking" in a form of rough oral sex in which the male has control by taking hold of the females head or hair, and forcively thrusting his penis down her throat repeatedly. Usually, it is his goal to make the female gag and choke (commonly to the point of drooling excessively), which is seen as a way of dominating, degrading, and "owning" her. Coercion and intimidation are commonly used as means of coaxing the female to comply. Degrading and humiliating the female in various psycological ways is also common within the sex act itself, such as: name-calling, trash-talking, taunting, and verbal abuse; all of which she endures on top of being throat fucked, with the intension of destroying her ego, self-esteem, and pride. Also commonly included in the act are: nose-pinching, throat-grabbing, face-slapping, face-spitting, and breathplay. The act itself was first practiced by the Romans, and later re-popularized by early 00's gonzo pornography.

Throat fucking is quite a taboo and lesser realized sex act. Some argue that throat fucking is digustingly misogynistic. Others contend that throat fucking is proof that men are superior to women.

by Nocton55 August 27, 2008