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Alright due to the sheer idiocy (lack of imaginable intelligence) in the world, many of the words said today are used in a slang (Insuperior to proper speach) form of communication. Due to this I will be giving you the "Proper" definition for these words.

Purpose: (An Acronym)
Definition: Fornication Under Consent (Command) of the King.

Additional Information: I have also noticed that many people use the word fuck in a variety of ways, usually high schoolers use these words in this context but some of the examples are "Fuck You", "You Fucking Fag" and "MotherFucker"

I will now counter these sayings.

Fuck You? The most logical explanation of this would mean your using the word "Fuck" as an enraging insult or anger towards someone, but if you look closely their is no word besides Damn, which is also used improperly these days that can be used like that. So in honesty you are saying "Fornication Under Command of the King You" which makes no sense whatsoever, and leads to this series of words being illogical.

MotherFucker? Mother Fornication Under Command of the King? Sorry illogical in all aspects, and completely redundant.

In conclusion idiots fill the world these days and you need to learn to stop using slang.
In the old english times Fuck was used to refer towards reproduction under consent of the king, but later during the increase of battles, and the need for larger armies, the king began to command that others reproduce for him, thus Fornication Under (Command) of the King.

This basically means that a woman and man would engage in sexual contentions and reproduce for the kings army, they were then well rewarded and the child was trained. Of course this would take many years and thousands of children to even gain a moderately good army division, in time a large branch of "Elite" soldiers was formed.
by Aesieru July 29, 2008
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Derives from the German word "frichen" , which means to strike. It is considered vulgar, and is most often associated with those in fustration.
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Opposite the shit. Something extremely bad or idiotic.
You: Cool, someone on urbandictionary.com just gave my definition of the fuck a thumbs up! I'm the shit!
Me: (sarcasm) Yea, becuase living your life through an online dictionary is cool.
You: Don't be jealous because I'm the shit.
Me: I'm not jealous that your the shit. I'm laughing because you're the fuck.
You: omfgroflmaobbqjuggler!
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A fuck is a

Friend
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FUCK

a shot of tequila. no lemon or salt or nuthin. just tequila ya pussy.

FUUUUCK!!!! you gotta growl it out.

a key ingredient to a SKULLFUCK, which also has jagermeister in it.
-let's get some FUCKs into us
-Who wants a fuck
-yeah, i love FUCKs
-jesus H christ, i'm FUCKed. let's have another one
-man, that's a good FUCK
-quit your yapping and pour me a FUCK already

GUY 1: got any snortskies
GUY 2: bahhhaaha SNORTSKIES, nah, but i've gotta a bottle of fuck
GUY 1: FUCKs, i haven't had a FUCk since this morning. where the FUCK is it?
by nolte August 5, 2008
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a question that is asked by high people
High man 1) Remember we saw them purple horses singin the blues at the lake?

High man 2 to High man 3) The fuck he talkin bout?
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