Emo Fruit

Is a particular rare breed of emo who only eats blood oranges due to its obvious connotation of blood, death and all things gruesome.

No I'm too misunderstood, I'm just on an emo fruit diet.

by Hardly a man January 20, 2011

mexican fruit cup

When a guy puts his nose in a girls vagina and his tongue in her anus.

Dude I gave her a Mexican fruit cup and she squirted in my left nostril

by The host boss January 29, 2014

freshly ripe fruit

A male who recently embraced his suppressed homosexuality. This often leads him to over express his newly embraced sexuality. The results often conclude in: searching out other gay men through any venue whether it be an actual location or myspace, facebook, or any other social networking site. This often leads to promiscuous behavior. Further, a freshly ripe fruit must conscript a close female friend (see fag hag) soon after adopting the gay lifestyle. The freshly ripe fruit stage of a gay mans maturing process usually last six months to a year.

Oh hey, what happened to Johnny. Oh he's freshly ripe fruit. He doesn't dress in anything but rainbows with a locket with a picture of his boo of the week around his neck. I hope he turns that flame down someday or he'll burn a house down!

by Paul Lzto April 15, 2008

frat fruit

A frat fruit is a frat boy who lives a secret life of fudge packing or gayness

that fucking frat fruit was fucking his pledges

by josh June 10, 2006

fruit roll up

when a girl has her period and puts it on her face and when it dries the guy peels in off and eat's it

I got a fruit roll up last night it was so hott.

by JJ Schmitz December 31, 2008

fruit snacks are off the heezy

desserts derived from the fruits of plants are exquisite on my taste buds

fruit snacks are good

by wody March 9, 2003

Fruit Booters

Someone who wishes they could skateboard but are too retarted so they put on roller skates and try to fit in with skateboarders.Unfortanately rollerblading is easy and is to gay to be done at a skatepark and should be done only in the middle of the interstate.

Man I wish these fruit booters would get out of the way and quit trying to do a 900 into a gayslide on a ledge.

by Dick M Harter September 19, 2006