friend trap

the dreaded erection deflating "i lony think of you as a friend" used by girls as i nice way of turning down a guy that wants to go out with them

Me "tina i think your so beautiful and i would love to spend some time with you, how about dinner? Tina awww how sweet but i only think of u as a friend,but ok!!!.Me fuck dat shit biatch!!! suck my dick fuckin meals going to cost me $80.00 i need to at least get my dick sucked

friend trap by trick daddy nigga July 9, 2005

Friend Crush 

1. When a person really wants another person to be their friend, it is called a friend crush.
2. When a person really wants to have sex with their close friend.

Usually used with Aquantinces and Inferior Listeners.

I had a friend crush on Karl last night; I couldn't sleep until 2:00AM.

I realized that Melissa is so hot! I think I have a friend crush on her.

Friend Crush by definition_composition123 April 17, 2016

Friend Rape 

When your Facebook or Myspace friend searches through your friends list for indirect and/or unshared friends.

Me: "How do you know this guy from my hometown?"

Out of state college friend: "Oh, they added me the other day, said they knew you."

Me: "Ugh, Friend Raped again."

Friend Rape by big Ol' Pseudonym January 28, 2009

Friend zone 

What assholes call being rejected by a potential sexual partner.

Often used by people who believe girls are objects, self-declared "nice guys," and/or people who believe normal human kindness warrants sexual favors automatically.

"Man, she put me in the friend zone."
"Dude, you are not entitled to get with her just because you were nice to her."

Friend zone by biurban May 20, 2014

Friend of Dorothy 

Someone who bites the pillow; is known or suspected to have the ability of guessing the flavor of a popsicle by sitting on it.

Ryan Seacrest is a friend of Dorothy.

Friend of Dorothy by moochacho May 21, 2006

Friend Bandit 

One who uses a friend as a middle man to other friends in an awkward, aggresive, and obvious fashion.

Natalie is suddenly always hanging out with my bestie Franny. She's such a friend bandit.

Friend Bandit by Jefferson C July 8, 2007

Friend Filching 

The act of digging down through friends social networking pages looking for people to add to your friends.

After Jamie's parents finally let her get a MySpace account, she needed to do some "Friend Filching" to boost her totals.

Friend Filching by Papa B February 13, 2008