Flower Mound

When your dog takes a steamy poop on your best friend’s chest

“Omg, Dottie just laid a Flower Mound on my chest.”

by crazyOD February 24, 2024

Flower Bridge

A euphemism for "fuck you", originating from 花 (faa1) and 橋 (kiu4) meaning flower bridge.

Hey babe, let me flower bridge tonight!

by popeurban March 10, 2024

Flower bud syndrome

A term used to describe someone who was once sociable and self-assured but becomes shy, quiet, and reserved over time because of bullying, being excluded, or ostracized, especially for being different. It's like a flower bud that starts out open and full of life, but closes up because of tough situations, causing the person to hide their true self and lose their sparkle.

“After years of bullying and being excluded for her unique interests, Mia developed Flower Bud Syndrome, becoming quiet and reserved instead of the vibrant, sociable person she used to be.“

by misscherrypie December 27, 2024

Flomer

Someone who pretends to be living their best life while secretly relying entirely on their mom's bank account and support. Typically characterized by posting aspirational social media content while having their bills, rent, and brunch tabs covered by maternal funding.

1. "I thought I was done being a flomer after college, but here I am asking my mom to Venmo me for rent."

2. "You can’t call me a flomer just because I still bring my laundry to my mom’s house!"

by neilpocalypse December 29, 2024

flowerpot

another saying for "sexy woman".
a cute nickname, but with "pot" added.

"ooooooh did you see that woman?" "yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh she's defo a flowerpot"

by trainfan March 1, 2025

Flower bouqet

When one sounds themselves (inserting an object into your urethra) with one or multiple flowers which are then presented as a gift for another person.

They can alternatively also ejaculate while the flowers are in, causing these to fire out at a rapid pace and high speed. Can be used as an alternative to the Gunless Headshot.

Walt really knows how to make a good flower bouqet!

Hey you shot me with a flower bouqet in the paintball game! Did you run out of ammo?

by Walter "Flashbang" White February 4, 2026

Flower Jar

A women's fluids after she squirts.

I can't believe how well that pussy bloomed after I got the flower jar.

by Mr.&Mrs.O June 8, 2025