Fuck you Friday

Term derived by railroad workers for working extra late on Fridays. Especially on Fridays leading into a three day weekend, hunting season or anytime you have plans. Can be used though for any job where something goes wrong and your stuck at the office late on a Friday.

Ah hell! A machine broke down! Looks like a fuck you Friday!

The boss wants all these reports done before I can leave and it's almost lunch on a Friday? Talk about a fuck you Friday!

by Mtcowboy406 October 22, 2013

fuck unit

A unit of measurement that can be made to mean anything. Just like the word fuck.

New York tastes like it's about 50 fuck units away from here.

by preachdumb February 14, 2014

Fuck that noise

FTN. Slang for "that's rediculous", or "I'm not buying it".

The autoshop wanted to charge extra for putting air in the tires... I said, "Fuck that noise. I'm not paying for air."

by Btbullet January 2, 2017

Fuck Sleepy Joe

Worst President candidate ever. Hides his Alzhemier's Disease. A Chinese Communist Party stooge.

Fuck sleepy Joe is a CCP stooge.

by anonymous December 7, 2020

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When you hate Urban Dictionary's dumb mug and neck gaiter and figure out that a definition can be so long that it literally makes the self-promo non-existent.

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by your real name. >:) February 11, 2021

résumé fuck

Someone you would fuck even if they weren't particularly attractive, if only to put a notch on your "resume." Usually someone famous.

Even though Britney Spears has fallen so far and looks like shit now, I'd still résumé fuck her.

by Mike Daly April 11, 2008

Hanson-fuck

Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.

Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.

Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.

"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"

"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."

by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009