Spider Farts

When you smell a smell in your house, but never can find where it's coming from.

"Where's that smell coming from?"
"Spider farts."

by Your Bum April 17, 2014

Turd Fart

When a fart is pushed around a turd that has not been expelled yet. The odor is not that of a regular gas fart but of the skatole from the turd.

Boyd annoyed the people in the elevator with a turd fart.

by Ignatz TC October 26, 2020

Fart Hammock

Underwear

“Dude! Did your pants rip!? I can see your fart hammock peaking out!”

by Memelyn January 10, 2021

Gamble fart

The calculated risk of either an epic fart or shitting your pants.

Charlie: That was the best Enchilada of my life.
Nicole: Brace yourself, gamble farts are coming.

by CharlieCamelCase May 04, 2017

swallow a fart

The act of holding back a fart in a situation where letting go is not possible.

I was talking to my boss this morning and had to swallow a fart.

by Holdin1now February 10, 2017

man fart

A fart, oddly but usally described as a woman farting like a man, loud, smelly, and sometimes wet.

I.e. a loud fart sometimes wet.

Ex. She just had a Man Fart.

She just had her first man fart, said the woman woth hair made of old spaghetti.

by Urban2016 July 08, 2015

farting threshold

n. The point when two people in a relationship are comfortable farting in each others presence. This is when you know the relationship is on secure footing.

Alfredo: I've been fighting with my girlf lately I'm afraid we might break up soon!!
Antonio: Have you reached the farting threshold??!?
Alfedo: Well, yes
Antonio: Don't worry about it then! You guys aren't breaking up any time soon

by vicviod March 16, 2015