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Fairy

A science teacher. A fairy is a science teacher who doesn't know how to spell, makes you do work all period while he just sits their playing solitare/looking at porn/reading poetry ETC. I love fairies, its fun to draw whiteout penises on peoples backpacks in class with a fairy as a teacher.
1. i heard that two people had secks in a fairy class and he didnt even care.

2. I was sitting in a fairie's class, whipped out a 40oz blunt bong needle joint and took 6 1/2 hits without him noticing.
by Mikeydoocock April 16, 2011
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fairygodmother

to change someone's look; to make-over
"Ew. He was like out of a 1999 Esprit ad." "Whatever, I would have fairygodmothered his ass."
by cherriesjust October 22, 2008
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fairytalisticulicious

Something which is fairytalistic and enchanting with delicious tasting of fragrances added.
Yesterday I watched the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest. The norwegian singer won and the icelandic one was the second. But to me the most fairytalisticulicious one was the estonian woman singer !
by lihouy June 2, 2009
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Fairy Circle

A circle of 5 or more people all doing shrooms
I was participating in this huge fairy circle yesterday.
by Ryymac May 25, 2010
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finger fairy

Sleeping with your partner

And waking up in the middle of the night with a visit from the finger fairy in the ass hole :)
I had a great experience last night with vali finger fairy

I was rubbing her up in my dreams and then woke up with my finger in her ass as she really liked it xx
by Calabrit June 27, 2016
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Fox fairytales

What fox news actually reports
Fox news: this inflation and gas prices is caused by biden and the democrats

CNN: the inflation and gas prices are caused by a variety of factors, such as bidens sanctions on russia, something that trump couldn’t do, and some states (democratic btw) are cutting the gas tax

Which would you believe more: CNN or fox fairytales
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blue fairy

A man or woman that gives relief to a man experiencing Blue Balls. It is a reference to Pinnochio's nose being a metaphor for getting an erection. It is also known as 'Blue Balls Fairy'.
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's been blue balls-ing me for weeks now so her mom ended up being my blue fairy. Giggity.

Guy 2: Prodigious.
by MessengerofDongacleese December 19, 2014
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