A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.
My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.
by An actual parent May 22, 2019
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Get the Facebook Mom mug.spending countless hours chatting with friends on facebook with total disregard of time or hunger, thus resulting in a loss of weight by the day's end
it's effective!
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by jewboyguido August 2, 2010
Get the facebook dieting mug.A girl or guy (usually girl) who on facebook appears to be quite attractive typically8/10 or above , but then in real life is way below expected 6/10 .
Ben; Hey , iv been facebooking this really fit girl check her out (link)
Jim : wow shes hot !
Ben ; yea im meeting her tomorrow
NEXT DAY
Ben; OMG she was morbidly obese , what a total facebook lie !
Jim : wow shes hot !
Ben ; yea im meeting her tomorrow
NEXT DAY
Ben; OMG she was morbidly obese , what a total facebook lie !
by lucylionb February 7, 2012
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Wow..that band page has a lot of likes..wait, have they even written any music? What a facebook band!
by AndAllThatTaz October 29, 2011
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