Facebook

An excellent website for stalking people you find attractive and judging the popularity of others. You can try make yourself look cooler by puting up about 30 photos of yourself at every social event you went to, and making "friends" with everyone you might have glimpsed at.

Jimmy's mom: Facebook sure is great. It allows you to contact all of your old friends and make new friends!

Jimmy: Oh yea...right...

by Dillweed2 June 29, 2010

facebook

The "walmart" myspace or generic myspace. Cheap pointless crap. A place where you add people from your past that you can't remember why you stopped talking to them until you start to speak with them again.

"Are you on facebook?" No I had an account for 5 seconds but deleted it.

by rvn76 April 2, 2008

Facebook Official

When an event has happened and it only really counts if it has been put on Facebook for everyone to see.

So I heard that Jess has a boyfriend now, I'm not sure though because it hasn't been made Facebook Official yet.

by CassiJ October 15, 2007

Facebook friend

Someone that constantly copies a persons actions or life-styles in goal of becoming their friend.

Someone who acts different around groups of people or a specific person.

DUDE 1: "Yo dude check out Sean! This kid was straight up emo last week now he's rockin' a camouflaged hat and talking with a country accent!"

DUDE 2: "WOW dude, what a Facebook friend."

by InvisibleAstronaut November 8, 2010

facebook clothes

n. The clothes you were wearing in your facebook profile picture.

Ugh, he wears his facebook clothes way too much; we've seen it so many times, and we're sick of it.

by Tam-Sanh August 25, 2008

facebook picture

(For girls), a typical facebook pic would consist of them wearing a backwards hat, their arms around someone else's shoulders, lipsed pursed and making an upside down peace sign.

her facebook picture was uninspiring.

by andeeeee August 4, 2006

facebook anomaly

When a Facebook announcement about something is way off base, such as announcing that a long term couple has broken up when in reality someone just checked the wrong box or didn't want to specify their relationship status anymore, or was simply having a joke.

Often results in a flood of posts from people offering sympathy, with the occasional post demanding to know whether it is true or not.

tell me it's not true! This is a facebook anomaly right?!

by franklin j wright January 4, 2009