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douche hitler

A term used to describe a person who is a complete prick who wants all of the respect and power that comes with authority but none of the responsibilities the job requires. Also, it defines a person who steals credit like it was Poland and is clearly anti-Semitic. (Contrary to popular belief, a Jewish person in a position of power can also be a douche hitler which is doubly insulting and egregious on their behalf).
Our hipster boss took all the credit for the success and is getting a promotion! What a douche hitler!
by #douchehitler November 1, 2015
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Douche glider

Also called a Swegway, IO Hawk, PhunkeDuck, and "self balancing scooter", it is a small 2 wheeled, self balancing scooter. Once you get at least 1000 followers on vine you must buy one. It automatically proves you have money and are a douchebag.
Person 1: Dude, I hit 1000 followers on vine yesterday! Time to get a Douche Glider
Person 2: AWESOME! I have one also, we can go be rich, jerks together!
Person 1: Hold on, let me put this moment on vine.
by pest21500 December 29, 2015
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douche-calade

Someone who possesses enough douchery to evenly share it with 6 or 7 more people, i.e. the number of seats in an Escalade
"Man, Travis is such a douche canoe."
"No way man, he's a full on douche-calade."
by Jackass and Bryguy March 8, 2016
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Hockey Douche

Alpha aggressor in school and in the locker room... usually a bully and a douchebag... tries to be cool and exhibits external toughness and masculinity... Tends to wear a backwards tilted hat, sweatpants and joggers and athletic-related shirts... also a fuckboy and often a star athlete... generally very popular and only truly liked by his guy friends, hated by a lot of kids... the type of kid that hurts people but other athletes want to be
Emma: You going to Will’s party tonight?

Julia: Ya probably. Why are you dating him though?

Emma: what’s wrong with will?

Julia: He’s always an asshole. I just think he’s a hockey douche.
by Itiswhatitis234 July 2, 2020
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Douche mode

Extreme douchiness. Maximun douche effect. All powerful douche.
Homeboy was insulting everybody and in full douche mode.
by G-Darb November 24, 2017
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Gargle a douche

A nicer way to say 'fuck you in the mouth' by inference. This is especially bad when said to a heterosexual man.
You can go gargle a douche, dude.
by dallas_starfall September 17, 2016
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douche spittoon

A derogatory term implying someone is far "douchier" than the standard "douchiness" associated with a simple douche bag. A Douche Spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent twat, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. Alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian twat.
1. "Howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder."

2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!

3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a douche spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!
by Finnster13 January 24, 2018
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