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Douche Fag

The combination of the terms 'douche bag' and 'fag,' but replacing the 'bag' part of 'douche bag' with 'fag.'
by Almost 6 Ninjas May 29, 2009
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Douche Wear

A guy between the ages of 13-25 who wear designer brands such as Ed Hardy, Free City, Lacoste, Dolce and Gabana, etc. to show off their money to get girls. As a result of this, they act like a complete douche.
Douche: Hey Cindy, look at my new Ed Hardy hat, my Free City Sweater and my new Lacoste shoes. I'm worth about $1000 right now.

Cindy: That sweater looks so hot on you.

Douche: Bro, i'm so banging Cindy tonight. She likes my Free City. I'm the coolest bro around. I'm so pimpin'. All the girls want to hook up with me tonight.

Bro: You're such a douche when you wear your Douche Wear
by prettyxinxpink889 August 27, 2009
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douche cloud

One who goes around the world raining douchisms on everybody he/she meets.
Man that guy Alex has become a real Douche Cloud.
by Sandron Kirk February 18, 2008
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douche-aholic

a person who's addicted to being a douche.
It would behoove you to seek help for being a chronic douche-aholic.
by derit April 8, 2008
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Douche Bag

You know you're a douche bag when you want to fight an old guy like Al Roker for dissing your slut of a wife.
by AllehChan June 17, 2009
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douche fucker

A person who pisses someone else off to the fullest extreme.
What a fucking douche fucker. I hate him.
by Lyndsey January 17, 2004
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Douche Baggins

A name/title usually reserved for one whose behavior is riddled with utter douchebaggery.
1)I was having a fine day at the store until Douche Baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.

2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche Baggins.
by pincherslug July 27, 2006
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