1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!
by Clit Eatswood December 28, 2005
"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."
by G dawg mad August 14, 2003
by dave_rave October 25, 2006
It's a relatively new expression that means something big and fun is going to happen slowly but surely. It's an updated version of Badabing Badaboom which basically stands for something something accomplished. It's mostly used in "Party" situations.
A close synonym in slang is "Damn Straight"
A close synonym in slang is "Damn Straight"
by Kamelo1991 May 25, 2016
The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.
hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes
by mike sphynx July 29, 2010
A sexual act in which the male jumps off a 40 foot ladder, rebounds from a trampoline into a vat of curdled mayonaisse, checks to see if the editors are paying any smegging attention whatsoever to the fabricated juvenile sexual horse crap added to this dictionary daily by giggling 14 year old dimwits, then swims out to perform fellatio on a Chevy Nova. Include the word "anus," an act of random spousal abuse, puerile slander or other general troglodytism for bonus credibility.
This slang dictionary is so packed with Norwegian alligator dong flops by now that browsing it has become dull, offensive and uninformative.
by Feo2 June 08, 2009
A Bitching Motherfucka That gets all the hoes, Good and Bad, Man and Women
You should never question him
You should never question him
by Ding Dong Daddy Diego April 11, 2018