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donkey kong dong shlong

"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."
by G dawg mad August 14, 2003
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peng-a-leng-a-ding-dong

an over exaggerated word for peng meaning mighty fine!
pervy boy 1:wow lokk at that girl.
pervy boy 2 : yh shes peng-a-leng-a-ding-dong.
pervy boy 1: word
by dave_rave October 25, 2006
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Dilly-ding Dilly-dong

It's a relatively new expression that means something big and fun is going to happen slowly but surely. It's an updated version of Badabing Badaboom which basically stands for something something accomplished. It's mostly used in "Party" situations.

A close synonym in slang is "Damn Straight"
Adrien: tonight we are gonna party good!

Kamal: Dilly-ding Dilly-dong !
by Kamelo1991 May 25, 2016
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Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.
hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes
by mike sphynx July 30, 2010
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Norwegian alligator dong flop

A sexual act in which the male jumps off a 40 foot ladder, rebounds from a trampoline into a vat of curdled mayonaisse, checks to see if the editors are paying any smegging attention whatsoever to the fabricated juvenile sexual horse crap added to this dictionary daily by giggling 14 year old dimwits, then swims out to perform fellatio on a Chevy Nova. Include the word "anus," an act of random spousal abuse, puerile slander or other general troglodytism for bonus credibility.
This slang dictionary is so packed with Norwegian alligator dong flops by now that browsing it has become dull, offensive and uninformative.
by Feo2 June 8, 2009
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ding dong daddy diego

A Bitching Motherfucka That gets all the hoes, Good and Bad, Man and Women
You should never question him
by Ding Dong Daddy Diego May 25, 2018
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hong kong long dong

Noun. An asian person of any asian country with an penis longer than what stereotypes make us expect. A long penis belonging to an asian person
Woah, have seen Chang's dick? He's totally a Hong Kong Long Dong
by ChineseChecker January 10, 2014
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