alex do

An overall terrible person with a knack for being an overworked Vietnamese highshool student by day and a manical Russian sleeper agent by night.

I would hate to find out my friends an alex do

by Horse Love= real love April 15, 2017

Doing a James

this is to either say or do something that is in another level of retard. this can be a wide range of things from saying something stupid that has no relevance to what was currently being said or coming up with ideas that are truly too stupid to even attempt.

boy 1: and then she was like-
boy 2: making a video about kyle would be good :)
boy 3: who's kyle?
boy 1: dude talk about doing a james

by whatshouldmynamebe January 13, 2011

to do a callaway

To cheat on your girlfriend (if possible on the 4th of March) then go back to her house afterwards when she is on holiday for her dads 50th and eat her steak. You must then tell the boys to keep silent but then a week later tell them they shouldn't have lied to the ex missus. Then continue to be an awful bloke and then you have done a Callaway.

Mate, you've already cheated on your girlfriend once, are you going to do a callaway.

by bigbadbastian March 10, 2022

Doing the L

1. Term used to describe a routinely bad lay. Coined from the observance of a friend with a bad girlfriend who he is unable to break up with and unconciously bangs on a cyclic basis.

2. When sex becomes a choir and not a pleasure

Dude where is Jman? I thought we were going to go the that party.

Nah he is out doing the L with his girfriend Laura.

by kabman January 17, 2009

Doing a dan

Lacks any ability to gather resources in multiplayer games.

"He's doing a dan"
"He's a right dan"
"Are you a worker or are you a dan?"
"We're not adding him to the clan, he's a dan..."

by Hawky1984 June 1, 2016

Doing a Warhurst

In Football, the practice of converting a solid centre back into a striker, thus transforming them into an unstoppable goal machine.

Named after the Sheffield Wednesday defender Paul Warhurst, who in 1993, was deployed as an emergency striker to replace the injured David Hirst and Mark Bright. The resulting move saw Warhurst score 12 goals in as many games and a call-up to the England National Squad as a striker.

Glory Hunter #1: "I see Fergie's got a bit of an injury crisis up front at the moment"

Glory Hunter #2: "Well, he could always stick Ferdinand up front and hope that he does a Warhurst"

Capello (in an Italian accent): "Terry, I told you to stay deep, what the hell are you doing up there?!"

Terry: "Sorry boss, but we're 3-0 down against San Marino, I'm doing a Warhurst"

by Coppermouth December 5, 2010

do the needful

Masturbating

Let me keep this ticket open until I do the needful

by needful doer May 5, 2018