Dick Swirly

When some one puts there dick in the toilet and flushes the toilet for sexual pleasure. Antonym of Vagina Swirly. Source RevScarecrow stream.

My family looks at me differently ever since they opened the bathroom to find me giving my self a Dick Swirly

by Benchance January 18, 2015

Dick couch

When your penis is so small it rests on top of your balls like a mini couch.

"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."

by Fleetsailor May 15, 2013

Dick Fucker

Someone who acts like a dick and fucks with everything.

Tom: man Nick snitched on me, fucked my bitch, stole my wallet, tried to rob me, and stole my baseball.
Fred: oh well thats just a kick in the dick, Nick is a total Dick Fucker

by Tom Falls November 3, 2012

Dick Rider

A nigga who admires another man so much to the point that they do everything in they power to get them to notice them like a luh hoe. These are usually the people that have no father figure, 0 hoes, broke ash, and jus a overall goofy. Dick riding is a popular trend that alot of males tend to do. The gay ones i should say. Some dont even dick ride 1 person, they dick ride everyone they encounter, bouncing from dick to dick like a trampoline.

"Tanner looks so cute today just look at the way he breathes"
Your to young to be a dick rider

by RealNiggaLogic March 14, 2022

Itchy dick

That itch you get when you dump your stick in anything that walks.

I was deep in your bitch and caught that itchy dick

by Leashasie24 September 15, 2016

dick-loesch

(n.) A sexual position wherein the woman dominates, and thus becomes, the man.

(v.) The act of getting dominated by your woman friend.

Dude, last night my lady friend totally dick-loesched me.

by Rickman January 28, 2007

dicks everywhere

What is to be said when there is nothing to say.

Tyler: Did you hear about that guy?
Taylor: DICKS EVERYWHERE!

by Doctorsteel.com June 27, 2008