by Eminemdude 3 January 20, 2009
When you follow someone into a shared toilet facility and wait for the victim to start doing a poo. You then turn all the lights out and throw multiple rolls of wet toilet roll over the cubicle. This becoming the Dark Jobbie.
by Darkjobbiemaster November 19, 2019
Dark Electro is a branch ebm - industrial that is dance oriented and often has 4/4 trance beats as the basis of the composition. The most distinguishing characteristic of the genre is the specific type of distortion used on the vocals, making the sounds very harsh and abbrasive sounding. Popular artists in the genre would include DJ Puppeteer, Grendel, Hocico, and Tactical Sekt.
by Musical Genius April 27, 2013
Someone with baggy shorts is climbing a ladder above you, you look up and see their dark matter.
Some chick with short shorts is stretching her legs in a split, you see her dark matter.
Some chick with short shorts is stretching her legs in a split, you see her dark matter.
by Reichull August 20, 2011
Dark Squire (countable noun, masculine)
A man of such caliber that nobody comes close to matching his unique charm, wit, good looks, physical strength and endurance, intelligence, sexual prowess or chivalry. Men aspire to be like him and women want to be with him. Nobody can unearth the secrets behind his magnetic ways. A studmuffin, only one with a brain and personality to match.
A man of such caliber that nobody comes close to matching his unique charm, wit, good looks, physical strength and endurance, intelligence, sexual prowess or chivalry. Men aspire to be like him and women want to be with him. Nobody can unearth the secrets behind his magnetic ways. A studmuffin, only one with a brain and personality to match.
Young man looking over at idol: He's such a Dark Squire, I'll never be able to fill such boots. *sighs in awe, wonder, and a touch of despair*
by NiffuMNeJ November 02, 2009
One of a various set of characters including Pale Kielbasa and Maximum Bizcut. He boasts with confidence a flattering moustauche and flowing cape. To add to his elegance, a suave pair of 80's sun glasses have been added to his already awesome lineaments.
Moderately Tan Balogna was terrorizing the helpless town, yet Dark Sausage poked in to save the day.
by Dark Sausage and Darkness Theory February 15, 2004
I am scared of the dark!!!
by Matt from that Christmas party, remember...ya you do....you used to be pretty November 24, 2007