Great Depression Sex

A form of masturbation developed during the Great Depression, and often shortened to GDS. GDS usually consist of finding mechanical pencil graphite or another thin object and sticking it into the opening at the end of your penis. Common items used during GDS include graphite, sewing needles (sometimes heated), and paper clips. For the adventurous, a straw or recorder may be used.

The term Great Depression Sex may also be used to describe events, especially those that bring about strong emotions.
"Hey, Gavin, did you remember the graphite for Great Depression Sex?"
"I got it right here"
"Right on"
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"Man, that roller coaster was a banger. I must've had GDS at least 7 times"
by Eotyrannus May 08, 2019
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Post-Finale Depression

The feeling you get after your favourite tv series or game ends; when you feel an overwhelming sadness, contemplating where your life goes from here, will you watch a new show or just flood with tears at the thought of the great trauma you've just experienced.
"What am I going to do now Breaking Bad is over what is the point to my Life now, I think I might go curl up in a ball and die"
"hey man, i think you have Post-Finale Depression"
by ghostnappa March 02, 2015
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i am depressed

i am to :(
i am depressed you're depressed we're depressed :(
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post birthday depression

The period during the aftermath of your anniversary upon which you realise that you are once again ordinary. Just another day of time, just so happening to mark your date of birth on an annual scale on the Gregorian Calendar. Ill feelings of trepidation and longing for the past are symptoms. Everyone gets post birthday depression once a year, unless you are born on February 29 and get it once every four years.
Abigail had post birthday depression after her birthday, so I proceed in making her cum.
by Birthday boy October 16, 2008
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post pootum depression

The feeling of melancholy, listlessness or disappointment following a particularly enjoyable bowel movement.
What's the matter Shane?
Oh nothing Sara, just a case of post pootum depression.
by Shane O'Grady August 19, 2007
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post-pwnage depression

Depression caused or ensued by the action or result of being pwned.
After receiveing the beating of a life time, Jim experienced post-pwnage depression.
by venomfx April 05, 2006
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post-party depression

the low you hit after a great party
dan: dude, why you so bummed? that party was great!
john: just post-party depression
by kitty!! December 27, 2009
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