Croca

Croca (crocus larocus) is a species of introverted retards, that live in the city of Lisbon. They might also be referred to as Favas, but only a certain type of them.

- Croca is laroca!
- Yeah, but he's still a croca...

by theslothud March 18, 2017

CROCCYSTYLE

Lying in a bath tub with your female companion with the faucet running screaming the tide is coming in as you enter her vaginas

Baby I wanna do it CROCCYSTYLE tonight

by CROCCYSTYLE May 27, 2017

crock monster

A male or female doing sexual favors for one another for drugs.

#mostliklymeth #methmonester #marshalltownIA #whore

I have created a crock monster

by Lil red ridding hood June 7, 2017

crocodicle

a crocodile with a massive dong

woah DUDE did you see that croc? nigga had a dick!!! that niglet a damn crocodicle

by crocodicleowner2004 June 12, 2017

Crock-Block

The "crock-block" or "Crocket Curse" is a term used to describe horrific travel issues that fencing referees endure such as hours-long flight delays, flight cancellations, missed connections, or lost luggage.

It was lovingly named after referee Daniel Crocket who experiences more horrific travel issues than any other referee. Referees sharing flights with Crockett are often terrified that they will not make it to the tournament.

I was on my way to Summer Nationals and every flight I could take was canceled. I've been crock-blocked.

by Philosoraptor11 July 10, 2017

Crocked up

A term used to describe something that is messed up, or not cool.

Damn B that shit crocked up! Don't y'all be coming near me wit dat shit

by Ethos236 July 23, 2017

Croctockpulous

An antonym for having below average intelligence. Similar to Box of Rocks.

Do you hear Mangold on the phone he really is Croctockpulous

by jskramer83 July 27, 2017