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Cracker Barrel

The easier way to say "Middle America," or anything west of West Virginia, or east of Colorado. The United States Heartland.
"Where did those draconian voting rights laws get passed?" "Oh, in the cracker barrel." "Of course... the states that have age of consent laws under 18 years old."
by Kuhreezo April 26, 2021
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cream cracker

Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.
Hiya chaps lets get going with a cream cracker
by roger cole January 17, 2008
mugGet the cream crackermug.

uppity crackers

A stupid honkey that wont keep itz mouth shut
by Jimmy Urine August 2, 2003
mugGet the uppity crackersmug.

cracker communist

A white communist who think's because he's far left he can't be racist or homophobic, thus alienating social minorities within communist organizations.
When Huey P. Newton attended a conference of the Progressive Labour Party, all he saw were a bunch of dogmatic cracker communists.
by Buzberry April 27, 2019
mugGet the cracker communistmug.

cracker barrel

An unfortunate occurrence during man-on-man sex in which the participating scrotal sacks SLAM into one another causing discomfort. cracker barrel.
"Take it easy lover! You just cracker barrel-ed me!"
by skinnybeast420 July 16, 2014
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stale cracker

by HippOsiris January 15, 2018
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Cracker Jacker

A person who only goes for white people.
I'm a curry grinder but Jammie here, is a Cracker Jacker . She wants Ryan's 4 inch dick.
by misunderstood destroyer January 27, 2017
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