Cooked noodle

High on heavy drugs.

Look at her, she's a cooked noodle.

by ravenlotusveela December 7, 2023

Caleb cook

A wonderful person that it very love and have a lot talent

Caleb Cook is the best

by anonymous December 21, 2021

undoing cooking

Undoing cooking by throwing the pasta in trash and gordon ramsay shouting at you

Idiot 1: undoing cooking!
Idiot 2: How?
Idiot 1: Throwing it into the trash!
Gordon Ramsay: OH GOD, LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT THIS.

by wierdchar121 November 21, 2021

He’s just cooking brisket

An homage to George Cooper Sr in Young Sheldon.

“Did you hear George died in Young Sheldon?”
“HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET 😢”

by lilfence June 9, 2024

Cooking the crawfish

The act of anal sex with a Cajun girl

He was cooking the crawfish with his new girlfriend last night

by Wilco264 May 5, 2023

Cooked

An old Jungian archetype is the idea of spirits coming from above (the heavens) and finding blood (human suffering). They are like chefs from burger king. To be cooked is the worst. Because that means you would have to have been prepared: gutted, seasoned, and put on a menu. To an angel that looks like your homies cheating you from something. People close to you, selling you for themselves. Cooked is when you're at your lowest

*His homies ran a train on his girl and opps are on his as* "bruh, I'm cooked"

by mr greaseballer January 9, 2024

Cooked Unit

/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"

by Meatywack69 May 10, 2023