Girl 1: “I’m talking to this new guy, I can see it lasting a long time!”
Girl 2: “you think every guy is the one, your such a commitment whore”
Girl 2: “you think every guy is the one, your such a commitment whore”
by BigBrownChungus March 8, 2025
Get the Commitment Whore mug.What Senator McCarthy would likely have made all of Congress --- himself included, perhaps --- if Maine's most famous woman hadn't been da sole congressperson to stand up to him and say he was mistaken.
True story: go to da Maine State House in Augusta and see a huge lovely framed portrait of da historic lady-senator --- da first woman to serve in both houses, in fact --- who single-handedly kept da entire Congress from going commietose.
by QuacksO March 15, 2025
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Suicide.
Source: In the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV a new system was introduced in patch 7.25 in which players can assign actions to their current jobs from phantom jobs in a special zone. One of these actions is called "Predict" for Phantom Oracle, that allows to execute a variety of actions depending of the current prediction, one such action is Starfall which deals over 300k damage to enemies while also causing 90% of max health damage to the user. This action usually kills the user if they're actively receiving damage, hence the killing oneself connection, as using it without shields or damage mitigation is likely to be a suicidal move.
Alternative use: Commit False Prediction. If the user does not activate any actions following the 4 cycled predictions from"Predict", a deadly debuff is applied to the user for 30 seconds, causing 50k damage per second (average max health is below 200k for tanks).
Source: In the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV a new system was introduced in patch 7.25 in which players can assign actions to their current jobs from phantom jobs in a special zone. One of these actions is called "Predict" for Phantom Oracle, that allows to execute a variety of actions depending of the current prediction, one such action is Starfall which deals over 300k damage to enemies while also causing 90% of max health damage to the user. This action usually kills the user if they're actively receiving damage, hence the killing oneself connection, as using it without shields or damage mitigation is likely to be a suicidal move.
Alternative use: Commit False Prediction. If the user does not activate any actions following the 4 cycled predictions from"Predict", a deadly debuff is applied to the user for 30 seconds, causing 50k damage per second (average max health is below 200k for tanks).
"I don't want to live anymore... I'M GOING TO COMMIT STARFALL!"
"You're so bad at this game, you should uninstall or commit Starfall."
"You're so bad at this game, you should uninstall or commit Starfall."
by Langcaster June 14, 2025
Get the Commit Starfall mug.Basically people who go into YouTube comment sections and type meaningless and braindead shit like "Bro fell off", "I was born in the wrong generation", "Damn is 🤣🎉", "Don't check my profile", "5000+ Aura" "Those who know", "We got ____ Before GTA six", "The beat: 🗿 The song: 🗿 The producer: 🗿", "Anyone else here in (Current Year)?" And finally, the worst, most horrible comment you can find on YouTube: "(Statement) Like if you agree 👇".
Seth: *Opens YouTube Shorts*
Cody: "Seth, check the comment section!"
Seth: "Damn.. These comments are braindead as fuck.."
Cody: "Yep, filled to the brim With Comment Cunts.."
Cody: "Seth, check the comment section!"
Seth: "Damn.. These comments are braindead as fuck.."
Cody: "Yep, filled to the brim With Comment Cunts.."
by We can officially be friends. August 10, 2025
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There must have been a comment roach everyone is mad at a specific user for this comment that was deleted.
by Airbendingskunk November 10, 2025
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There must have been a comment roach everyone is mad at a specific user for this comment that was deleted.
by Airbendingskunk November 10, 2025
Get the Comment Roach mug.Comment Copier: A person who finds an original comment online, copies and pastes it elsewhere, and posts it as their own to gain likes and approval. Often, this results in a cycle of verbal garbage, making the comment sections messy and less engaging. It’s essentially a new form of cyber graffiti and, for some bizarre reason, it gets loads of likes. It clutters up the whole internet. Basically, it's yesterday's news, normally used. Alot by Facebook friend collectors a lot to the untrained eye, they look clever and witty. One of the worst forms of this is on the YouTube music videos comment section stating listening to this stating the current year or sometimes, far into the future
Lee: Frank, every time I think of a good tune to listen to on YouTube, I scroll down the comment section. As you do, there's always some Muppet comment copier on their posting Anybody listening to this in 2025 ? With about 300 likes, i it does my brain in bruv LOL..
Frank :I know Bruv, it's like they think we have forgotten what year we are living in, Bruv. LOL
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank :I know Bruv, it's like they think we have forgotten what year we are living in, Bruv. LOL
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 4, 2025
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