by Bill Pat November 11, 2013
Get the sip someone's coffeemug. A person who seems to spend all their time at a coffee shop. May end up working there. Usually has long hair and reeks of coffee.
by el_quixote February 25, 2010
Get the coffee shop mongermug. The Scandinavian Coffee Bath is the preferred method of caffeine consumption for millions of Scandinavians. A proper bath involves finely ground coffee beans, a funnel and one cup of lukewarm distilled water for every heaping tablespoon of grinds. Consumers merely need to funnel grinds into their anus and chase slowly with water. Sitting with your anus elevated, pointing your toes to the sky and gently thrusting upwards will brew the coffee directly into your rectum, causing a slight caffeine buzz beginning in your rectum and ending in your brain.
Gus: Hey man, want a French press or an Americano?
Lucas: Neither man. I had a Scandinavian Coffee Bath at breakfast and I'm still buzzing.
Lucas: Neither man. I had a Scandinavian Coffee Bath at breakfast and I'm still buzzing.
by Dr. Vysick Risling MD January 10, 2017
Get the Scandinavian Coffee Bathmug. When in the morning, after anal sex the person who received poops a jizzy poop, resembling a glazed coffee roll.
by Darkina May 19, 2012
Get the Iced Coffee Rollmug. = to do u want to have sex. if they say yes then...sex is on. unless of course its the czar of russia then its a lil out of line
-hey baby u want to go out for Coffee...
--yea sure
-Great!...oh u mean coffee. not Coffee..yes yes coffee would be fine
--yea sure
-Great!...oh u mean coffee. not Coffee..yes yes coffee would be fine
by wang March 24, 2004
Get the Want some coffee?mug. by HUGEWEEEEENERSTOTHEFACEE January 8, 2011
Get the Jacksonville Black Coffeemug. by Tha_Cuddla May 4, 2005
Get the coffee shop pervertmug.