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major cleav

A large gap between a woman's breast causing men to stare for the wrong reason.
Dude A: Did you see Wendy's rack? Those are at least C cups.

Dude B: Yeah but she's got a case of major cleav.

Dude A: Hmm, I'd still tap it. It is pretty weird though.
by Scrubbie March 4, 2009
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Scrotum Cleavage

Phenomenon occurring during the wearing of "short shorts" in which the scrotum falls out your pant leg and becomes visible to others.
Did you see the episode of Threes Company were John Ritter shows off his scrotum cleavage?
by Orange Cat April 13, 2010
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The Cleavage Offence

Often seen in in play by female receptionists when a man arrives at the desk with the intention of engaging in an appropriate and innocent busness-like interaction.

She exaggeratedy places the palm of her hand on her chin and her elbow on the desk blatantly drawing attention to the act of her covering her cleavage from view with her forearm.

Frequently accompanied by chewing or staring with a raised eyebrow and one side of the mouth curled up in dusgust.

Usually carried out by insecure harpies with skin like the armpit on a Hell's Angel's beaten leather jacket.

Not to be confused with:
The Cleavage Defence.
Justin: "Hi, I'm here to see. . .errr"
Receptionist: Chew, chew, chew, 'siiiiighhhhhh. . .'
Justin: ". . . err, your CEO. I'm errr, a VP at Intel Labs."
Receptionist: "Have a seat then. 'Sigh'. . . "
Joseph: "Haha Justin, you just got totally busted checking out her rack!"
Justin: "No way man! She totally wrong-footed me with The Cleavage offence. No really. She so did dude!!"
Joseph: "Phhhttt. Sure. whatever."
by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010
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Popeye Cleavage

(n) When a woman places her arm in the Popeye position to hold up her breasts whilst taking photos.
"You can tell that chick has small tits due to her Popeye Cleavage."
by BarefootedBaroness October 19, 2011
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Tip cleaner

A person who licks the ejaculation off a penis.
Man your girl is bad at fucking, but she is the worlds best tip cleaner.
by tae_booty March 18, 2015
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The Alaskan Diamond Cleaner

A girl gives a guy a mouthski(blow job) whilst having the candy, pop rocks, in her mouth.
by Hugh__Jass January 30, 2010
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New Orleans Street Cleaner

Verb-
The Process of one female fellating a standing male whilst another female is positioned below sed male's asshole and receiving a colon cleansing shit on her forehead.
1. Last night I gave your mother a New Orleans Street Cleaner with your sister.

2. "Hey guy's, I just took a stool softener. Go grab those two bitches from last night so I can get a New Orleans Street Cleaner."
by willy b. bumper January 10, 2012
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