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pipe cleaner

A complete tool, jerk-off, looser. The kind of guy that would steal from your home when you let him stay, try to hit on your women and eat your food when you had no money. The lowest of the low on the scumbag scale. Untrustable. A total dink...
That guy is a complete pipe cleaner. Don't let him near your friends, family or property or you'll regret it.

I'd rather poke my eyes out with scissors then hang with that pipe cleaner.

Dude what a friggin pipe cleaner that guy was....
by JohnnySalami December 14, 2008
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Clea

She’s probably asexual, might ride horses, and is a total enigmatic anomaly. Leave her alone. She wants to be learning about the universe and doing intuitive thinker things, not dealing with your desire to fill emotional holes with romance.
“Have you met that girl Clea?”
“Yeah, she’s too busy with her ambitions for you”
Pronounced Clee-ah
by Leia Calumet May 21, 2019
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Cleaver Steamer

When one of the Cleaver family (Wally, Beaver, Ward or June) takes a massive shit upon another Cleaver's chest.
"Golly Beaver, I notice you are shitting on my chest"
"Well Gee Wally, Eddie Haskill's using the shitter, it's Cleaver Steamer time".
by daniel1976TO June 13, 2007
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Clean Plate

A shaved pussy; especially around the labia and anus is she's saving some hair for the front.
I went down on my new girlfriend last night for the first time. Wow, she has a clean plate.
by RobbieJor December 21, 2004
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clean up nice

a woman who is hot, attractive in damn legit way
look at this lady down there !!!!
WOW, she's clean up nice.
by Nos from kansas city "Lawrence October 30, 2009
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cleavland steamer

its when you crap in a girls boobs
i cleavland steamer that bitch
by Keethan February 16, 2008
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Juve Cleaver

A woman in her 30s or 40s who looks like she's in her 50s and acts like she's 13. Typically what this means is that they look a little too old for their age ( from too much partying or smoking ) and have the intelligence of roughly an early teen - not a good combination.

A play on June Cleaver - Juve = Juvenile. Juve Cleaver is both the singular and plural form. Juve Cleaver is usually blonde.

Juve Cleaver can regularly be found at popular bars and restaurants surrounded by other similar bimbos having similar traits. They are usually very loud and obnoxious to assure getting attention.

Also Juve Cleaver usually has a network of douchebag guys around who also lack adequate intelligence to be anything else but a Ward for their Juve.

A common behavior mode for Juve Cleaver is to stalk ex-boyfriends using the douchebag guy as a proxy, eventually showing up at the location of the ex-boyfriend and his date causing drama and making themselves look like the psychos they are. This behavior can usually be expected since Juve Cleaver has no shortage of men who have dumped her.
Buddy: Wasn't those gals at the last place? Why is that psycho looking blonde glaring at us?

Paul: Oh yes, that's Michelle and her friends, the douchebag over there is her proxy-stalker. We're being stalked by Juve Cleaver.

Buddy: BITCH!
by paulvmunix December 21, 2007
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