Chris Brannan

A world class designer, most notable for his ability to think of solutions and ideas for any situation. And recognised easily for his unique symbol branded on all of his work.

Man 1: Hey is that a Chris Brannan design?

Man 2: It sure is! Cant you tell?

Man 1: Oh i thought it was, i could tell because it is so creative and such a wonderful idea!

by Ultimatumz January 15, 2014

Chris Mandes

Local celebrityin the eastern PA area known for being rarted. He also eats the strings off sweatshirts like a weirdo and is garbage at basketball and baseball. He is so rarted he threw a baseball at the hoop at the game. All-in-all, he is just plain d u m b.

Joe: yo look at Chris

Chris Mandes: fjmeiswobfjfnds
Joe: wtf

by Subs762 March 6, 2020

chris canet

one of the hottest guys you will ever meet. he is cocky, but has a right to be. he's athletic, smart, HOT AF, and not to mention loaded. while he can be socially awkward and has trouble with girls, he has a great heart. His cluelessness makes him seem even cuter. Chris Canet is altogether a great guy who suffers socially.

xoxo every New Canaan girl ever

That guys kind of awk but he's such a Chris Canet.

by Every New Canaan Girl EVER June 22, 2017

Chris Olivered

When you never wear a condom and you keep getting fat married women pregnant.

Daniel kept having sex with Rachel until she be got pregnant. She got Chris olivered

by Kskdhdbnss March 8, 2022

Chris-Chaning

A verb that means to have unconsentual relations with one's senile old mother. Originates from when Christine Weston Chandler had unconsentual relations with his senile 80 year old mother.

"Why did Jeff go prison?"
"He was caught Chris-Chaning."
"Holy shit, that boy ain't right"

by CheeseWhizInMyScrotum July 31, 2021

Chris Davis

Chris Davis is a powerhouse. He is constantly fueled by the love he has for other people and the love he has for what he does. Don’t underestimate him because he has more to offer than you could ever imagine. He has a heart of gold, and you are so so lucky if he chooses to give you a piece of it. He is musically blessed, to witness him play music is to be transcended from this earthly realm into another beautiful place far far away. He is the absolute best lover you could experience, he will give you nights you’ll never forget. He is gorgeous from the inside out, and once you realize there’s so much more to him than his captivating appearance, there’s really no going back. He will make you the happiest person in the world without even trying...Chris Davis is unlike any other. If you encounter one in your life, love him with all your heart and keep him close to you.

“who’s the new guy you’re with?”
“chris davis..”
“oh shit. you’re about to have the happiest relationship ever.”

by izzawizza May 23, 2019

Chris Rock

That guy that got bitch slapped at the Oscars by Will Smith

Will Smith: "KEEP MY WIFE's NAME OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH"
Chris Rock: "It was a G.I. Jane joke..."

by Bree_luv March 31, 2022