Chocolate Hedgehog

When the toilet-brush gets caked in shit after being used to dislodge a particularly troublesome log, becoming a bristled turd-like entity. Looks remarkably like a down on it's luck Hedgehog

Oh dear, someone's had a massive shit. Now there's a Chocolate Hedgehog hiding in the corner. The dirty bastards.

by Turd-Like Terminology September 27, 2019

chocolate bismarck

Anal variation of a creampie.

Every time my girl gets drunk she wants a chocolate bismarck.

by poco gato October 16, 2019

CHOCOLATE MILK GO DIE

CHOCOLATE MILK COMES FROM BROWN COWS YOU STUPID KINDERGARTERS GO DIE

I shot a cow in the head and ate he foot with my soggy chocolate milk go die kid

by Chocolate milk retard October 17, 2019

Chocolate toast aemmanuel

The thing that Emmanuel eats

Emmanuel is eating chocolate toast aemmanuel again

by UrbanTurban999 November 20, 2019

chocolate bonbon

Balls that have been dipped in poop. May or may not be sexual.

"Jimmy said he was dying for some chocolate bonbons."
"Nice."

by babyandastork November 26, 2019

Chocolate dish

A hot woman's asshole.

Mmm, I sure want a taste of that Chocolate dish!

by Thomas Kriegl January 2, 2020

Chocolate Chip Nips

When her nipples are so tiny that you are left with no choice but to envision chocolate chips

Dude did you see Hannah’s tit pics, holy shit she has chocolate chip nips man those things are tiny!

by Creampie_guy69 February 18, 2020