Spread your cheeks

What happens when you don’t scroll fast enough

Listen here you big juicy nut. I’ll give you three seconds before I spread your cheeks like some butter

by Ur mom's shrek hentai August 20, 2018

cheese'n

a smile so huge and out of control you can't help but laugh

haha man quit cheese'n

by mad awsome November 24, 2003

Cheese Flapper

A sexual act that involves marinating a man's genitalia in cheese, then either cock smacking his sexual partner or receiving oral sex from them.

Want a cheese flapper?

by Randal J. Graves December 21, 2008

cheese rag

a yeast-infected used tampon.

Fuck you cheese rag!

by Stoney Beers September 16, 2009

clapping cheeks

Term for dominating in a fight, alternative version of "clapping cheeks" which can mean having sex.

"Wow, you really got your cheeks clapped in that game, huh?"

"Shut up, Jordan"

Clapping cheeks; winning a fight.
Cheeks clapped; losing a fight.

by joeym6969 June 19, 2020

Double Plumkin with cheese

The art of having your cock sucked while taking a shit and eating a burger, preferably with bacon.

Monica gave me a plumkin last night. fortunately, i had a burger so it evolved into the double plumkin with cheese!

by Powerphone Tube Steak October 3, 2009

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008