Canadian Homosexual

It's usually this thing from Canada that likes the opposite gender. Instead of regular Maple Syrup they love to "jazz it up." They actually pronounce words instead of saying "aboot" they say "About." They usually spend long hours on the computer and talk bad about Canada knowing it's a good country.

"Hey did you hur aboot Brad?"
"Yeah he's a Canadian Humusexual"
"Eh? How. "
"He believes the broon leaf in Canada should have the culor of a rainbuw"
"Mun, that's foked up"
-One American Prick
"I think you mean Canadian Homosexual."

Canadian Homosexual by TheBlackLol November 28, 2012

canadian pant suit 

When a women wears a denim jacket and jeans. Similar to a Canadian Tuxedo.

Hey, check out Robin's Canadian Pant Suit. She's ready for the board meeting, and the duck hunt after work.

canadian pant suit by T-licious0001 May 13, 2014

Canadian Irony 

When an action is performed by one person, intending to make another's life easier, however does the opposite and the recipient is too nice too say anything about it.

Canadian Irony: Jim left Bob's hat out where he could easily find it, however, Bob spent hours looking for it because it was not where he left it.

Canadian Irony by Creaky February 3, 2015

Canadian Facial 

When a guy cums on a girls face then proceeds to throw a snow ball in her face.

Buddy #1: "Oh so you know, we were out for a rip last night with Jessica and I gave her a Canadian Facial"
Buddy #2: " oh fuck yeah bud"

facial blow job canadian winter

Canadian Facial by kcb August 16, 2016

Canadian Whipped Cream 

when you jizz into a jar, put it into snow and have a canadian girl eat it. it is also when you jizz into a canadian girls mouth and she starts gurgling.

that girl is such a cumslut, she loved my canadian whipped cream.

Canadian Whipped Cream by oral69420 November 28, 2018

canadian whistle 

when a man and a female with pubic hair bushs fuck and another woman comes over and blows on the girl thats being fucked vag and it makes a whistle sound

the canadian whistle is blowing on the vag like your blowing on hot soup

canadian whistle by supersayiantate April 18, 2010

Canadian Facepalm 

A Canadian Facepalm occurs when a girl slaps a man, during sex while on their period, with a combination of their own blood and the mans semen.

NOTE: the man can return the slap, but this really does no good as the girl will probably wipe the fluid on the bed and thus cause the man to have to buy new sheets.

Josh was having sex when his girl decided to give him a Canadian Facepalm. Josh was not amused.

Canadian Facepalm by IsThatARetoricalQuestion June 2, 2010