Skip to main content

canada

If Canada is America's hat, would that make Mexico America's diaper?
Exactly.
by FrankTheTank707 June 10, 2011
mugGet the canada mug.

canada

A country blaming the US for everything going on wrong, despite the fact they are a developed country.
American kid who lost his dad in 9/11: I sure miss my pa...

Canadian: Oh shut up, you crybaby, you americans are all the same! What about Canada, huh, we need some sympathy too once in a while, even though we have just as much as America has, maybe more! >=(
by just some kid... January 4, 2009
mugGet the canada mug.
Related Words

canada

If Canada were to blow up, it would reveal America's ugly hat hair.
by scrotal punch October 12, 2009
mugGet the canada mug.

Canada

a place north of the united states that is full of untalented morons that do nothing in the world and should be under controll by the U.S.
a terrible thing that came from canada is Justin Bieber

the only things you hear from canada is about hockey and justin bieber
by demonic_lizard April 22, 2011
mugGet the Canada mug.

Canada's History

The kinkiest, most complicated, second-most potentially offensive sex act ever performed. Requires a Stanley Cup.
"You know what I want to try? Canada's History."
"Woah man, I'm calling the cops right now."
by Headward February 4, 2010
mugGet the Canada's History mug.

Canada's History

Canada's history is any act you do with a moose two beavers and hockey paraphernalia. Often taking the form of two men and two women having sex with the moose and two beavers in various sexual acts. Often leaving only death and despair in the wake of the act. It has been said that the French Indian war was lost because of the invention of Canada's History. Michigan is America's first state to outlaw Canada's History.
I don't know why we did such horrible things to that moose but one of the beavers bit my cock and I don't know why any woman would request Canada's history as their sexual fetish.
by Cobi_321 February 4, 2010
mugGet the Canada's History mug.

canada's history

a sex act wherein a legally married same-sex couple consummates their marriage on their honeymoon.
Canada's History is a sex act that would happen if Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi came to Canada for a quickie wedding and honeymoon.
by The Canadian Teacher February 4, 2010
mugGet the canada's history mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email