Bible

1,000 doses of LSD, usually in the form of 10 sheets of blotter acid (100 doses).

Church is for reading Bibles, music festivals are for eating Bibles.

by ganjkid February 4, 2010

double bubble donk booty ass

a fat black lady twerking uncontralably and trying to look sexy even though shes a slut and a hoe

double bubble donk booty ass

by buttmunchingbuttmuncher June 24, 2014

Milk Bubble

When you bust your nut in a girls ass, pull out, and create the same effect as a queef and watch her blow a white creamy bubble out of her butthole.

Hey, I was bangin Tina last night in her butt and when i nutted inside of her she blew a milk bubble out of her ass.

by jdogger420 January 9, 2009

baubles

Ask Willy fuckin' Nelson!!!!!

Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade
Many a nachos I have piledged in my day......
MMMM....Nachos
MMMM....piledged
MMMM....day

by Roberto Emilia December 25, 2007

bubble and squeak

Rhyming slang for a Greek. Usually abbreviated to bubble.

Bloody area's crawling with bubbles nowadays

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

holy bible

A book with holes in it.

I looked in the holy bible, but it wasn't there!

by ilikecheese42 February 17, 2009

The Bible

An ingenious scam developed by book salesmen in 0BC

They wrote a book called 'The Bible' which was a #1 Best Seller across the middle east and then spread across the planet.

'The Bible' tells the story of Jesus and all his pals.

These salesmen, and Jesus, slowly gathered a large number of followers and plotted to take over the universe.

1.
Friend: I just finished reading 'The Bible', it's awesome

You: Yeah, I hope there's a sequel

2.
Friend: Man, I hate those 'Door-to-Door Biblemen'

You: Give them a break, Jesus told them to do it.

by Kellan Fisher June 29, 2009