breakfast

eggs- weed
cooking- smoking weed
pans- pipe

hey man you want to eat some "eggs".
-mother: what are you doing son.
-son: nothing I'm just cooking.
-son/friend: lets clean the pans.
-son: that breakfast got me twisted

by shannon and brandi January 31, 2009

southern style breakfast

when one man (partner a) eats hard boiled eggs with hollandaise sauce out of another mans anal cavity while another man (partner b) is in the squatting position over partner a's face.

Why the fuck is that guy looking at me??? and what the fuck is a southern style breakfast?

by dr. bruell January 22, 2011

Lebanese Breakfast

To fart in someones mouth to wake them up. They have to be asleep before the fart is released, and be awake as a result of the fart taste in their mouth in order for it to be classed as a lebanese breakfast.

If he doesn't wake up soon I'm gonna give him a Lebanese breakfast

by Jaketown September 9, 2012

breakfast in bed

When someone is sleeping and you shit on their face. Then you leave a cinnamon bun next to their pillow so they'll have something nice to eat when they wake up.

My boyfriend forgot about my birthday, so I decided I'd leave give him breakfast in bed as a thank-you.

by momo jenkins March 5, 2005

Breakfast in Bed

To defecate on another's face as they sleep.

"That breakfast in bed was served piping hot!"

by IcerX August 17, 2009

Breakfast of Champions

A breakfast composed of a bowl of Kraft Dinner and several shots of Tequila. Should be noted that if its done after Noon, its not breakfast, pussy. Extra points if you make the Kraft dinner with beer instead of milk.

Party-Boy 1: What could make this breakfast a true breakfast of champions?
Party-Boy 2: Tequila, bitch!!!

by Johnny Spectacular February 23, 2005

Portugese Breakfast

The process of doing the a guy/girl up the ass then getting poo on your dick then covering it in peanut butter and making the girl/guy eat it.

Phil gave me a portugese breakfast last night and i loved it

by Jkwon756565 May 17, 2006