A horrible, long, slimy turd that slips a little too easily out of your ass as if on it's own free will. Aka K-19 - The Widowmaker. A Kursk.
A brown eel just made a bid for freedom out of my shit pipe. It was as long as one of those Subway sandwiches.
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Jethro slipped me a laxative that kicked in while Sherry and I were 69ing and she was giving me a hummer and I couldn't help giving her a brown sombrero!
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When one wipes his/her butt after defecating, takes a peak at the toilet paper right after, and the streak or smudge resembles that of a brown crayon on white paper.
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Get the brown chiclets mug.A sexual act; while having anal sex with a woman/man, the man pulls out his penis and has his partner turn around. The man then takes his penis and stamps a brown excrement mark in the center of the woman's/ man's forehead.
Guys, you'll never believe it- she finally wanted to try anal last night. In honor of the special occasion, I gave her a brown bindi when we finished!
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A) Spilling soda in the cupholder of your car
B) Neglecting to clean said soda for an extended period of time, causing it to condense into a brown, syrupy substance
C) Forgetting that crud is in there, so whenever you put a new drink in there and then rest it on your thigh as you are drinking, a disgusting brown ring is left on your trousers.
Unrelated to the similarly named Xbox 360 phenomenon, Red Ring of Death.
A) Spilling soda in the cupholder of your car
B) Neglecting to clean said soda for an extended period of time, causing it to condense into a brown, syrupy substance
C) Forgetting that crud is in there, so whenever you put a new drink in there and then rest it on your thigh as you are drinking, a disgusting brown ring is left on your trousers.
Unrelated to the similarly named Xbox 360 phenomenon, Red Ring of Death.
Joe: Hey man what happened to your trousers? That is some janky shit.
Craig: Gave myself the ol' Brown ring of death, mate. I need to stop being a lazy ass and clean my cupholder.
Craig: Gave myself the ol' Brown ring of death, mate. I need to stop being a lazy ass and clean my cupholder.
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