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Yeti blowjob

When you suck a fat guys dick with hairy white pubs
I gave my sugar a nice yeti blowjob last night
by Roseballs June 1, 2022
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Blowjob

Ok ud, so I am a bisexual female and I personally think men are way more sexually entitled than women. Men because of outdated gender norms think we are obligated to suck their dicks without satisfying us in return. I personally don’t find blowjobs to be fun or pleasant, but you do you bestie!
Blowjob
by Purpstar615 December 28, 2023
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Black Hole Blowjob

When a woman performs felatio on a man and deep throats his dick all the way down to his balls, then proceeds to stick her toung out and lick his balls while still deepthroating his dick.
Dude, my girl gave me a black hole blowjob last night.
by Riley9968 February 17, 2024
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Red blowjob

Where a female sucks you off with red pepper flakes in her mouth.
Dude this girl gave me a red blowjob last night. I had to use milk to cool my dick off.
by Janewilliams September 22, 2021
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blowjob

woman: do you wanna have some fun?
man: **pulls down pants**
woman: oh wow its so BIG
man: i know now help me out, its really hard mind giving me a blowjob
woman: yeah i mean that is my job i make glass bottles

man: heh and sorry for the awkward placement of the sketch

woman: i've seen weirder
by cupcaken August 11, 2022
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Columbian blowjob

A blowjob where the penis is dipped and rolled in cocaine beforehand, and the blower gets to enjoy the pure Columbian
She used the product to give him a Columbian blowjob
by rpsychopath January 13, 2024
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Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.
Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo
by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018
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